The 12 days of deer season
On the first day of deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
On the second day of deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- Two couples necking,
- and A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
On the third day of deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- Three signs with bullet holes,
- Two couples necking,
- and A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
On the fourth day of deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- Four drive by hunters,
- Three signs with bullet holes,
- Two couples necking,
- and A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
On the fifth day of deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- Five gut piles,
- Four drive by hunters,
- Three signs with bullet holes,
- Two couples necking,
- and A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
On the sixth day of deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- Six piles of cigarettes,
- Five gut piles,
- Four drive by hunters,
- Three signs with bullet holes,
- Two couples necking,
- and A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
On the seventh day of deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- Seven empty Hams cans,
- Six piles of cigarettes,
- Five gut piles,
- Four drive by hunters,
- Three signs with bullet holes,
- Two couples necking,
- and A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
On the eighth day of deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- Eight major appliances,
- Seven empty Hams cans,
- Six piles of cigarettes,
- Five gut piles,
- Four drive by hunters,
- Three signs with bullet holes,
- Two couples necking,
- and A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
On the ninth day of deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- Nine bull Elk standing,
- Eight major appliances,
- Seven empty Hams cans,
- Six piles of cigarettes,
- Five gut piles,
- Four drive by hunters,
- Three signs with bullet holes,
- Two couples necking,
- and A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
On the tenth day of deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- Ten broken lawnmowers,
- Nine bull Elk standing,
- Eight major appliances,
- Seven empty Hams cans,
- Six piles of cigarettes,
- Five gut piles,
- Four drive by hunters,
- Three signs with bullet holes,
- Two couples necking,
- and A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
On the eleventh day of deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- Eleven cans of spray paint,
- Ten broken lawnmowers,
- Nine bull Elk standing,
- Eight major appliances,
- Seven empty Hams cans,
- Six piles of cigarettes,
- Five gut piles,
- Four drive by hunters,
- Three signs with bullet holes,
- Two couples necking,
- and A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
On the
day after deer season, my buddy and I saw,
- Twelve bucks a browsing,
- Eleven cans of spray paint,
- Ten broken lawnmowers,
- Nine bull Elk standing,
- Eight major appliances,
- Seven empty Hams cans,
- Six piles of cigarettes,
- Five gut piles,
- Four drive by hunters,
- Three signs with bullet holes,
- Two couples necking,
- and A redneck in a beat-up Ford truck.
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Disclaimer: all of these items were in fact seen by us during deer season, although not in those exact numbers
Footnote: Since this song was written, we've seen singer sewing machines, people gathering mushrooms, empty Skoal cans, a pair of shorts, a bra wrapped around a tree, and porno magazines, but still no buck deer!
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